Tees for the iguana people. Dinosaur in the living room, spoiled like a dog, and tail flicks that clear a room.
Iguana shirts for keepers who know the look. The slow head bob from the top of the basking branch. The tail flick that clears a room. That prehistoric stare that makes you forget you signed up for a five-foot lizard. I make these for the people who get it.
This collection has more than twenty iguana designs, because raising a living dinosaur is exhausting and every keeper deserves a shirt that says so. You will find soft art, deadpan jokes, iguana moms, halftone portraits, and at least one that will make your reptile group chat jealous.
Every design prints on a Comfort Colors tee: heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, the kind of shirt that gets softer instead of sadder. Printed in the USA.
Wear one to the expo and watch other keepers nod at you. Gift one to an iguana parent and become their favorite person. Either way, the iguana keeps staring. That is the whole charm.
